1. beforethebloodgoesred:

    Portland, Maine. Yes. Maine. Yes we have cities. Well. One city. This one.

  2. mountainish:

View towards Rifugio Elisabetta Solioi (by Oliver C Wright)

    mountainish:

    View towards Rifugio Elisabetta Solioi (by Oliver C Wright)

  3. “Spock and Kirk…They’re two halves of almost the same person in many ways. Kirk is the heart and the gut and the soul and the passion and the impulsiveness. And Spock is that kind of cold logic and reason. (…) And I think both Spock and Kirk have something to learn from one another.”
    -
    Chris Pine

  4. dramasbomin:

    9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

    bakuraryou:

    johannahmontana:

    arclightsarentinzexalii:

    kaito-sama:

    phoenixedo:

    arclightsarentinzexalii:

    every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

    what the hell is bagged milk?

    what

    gUYS

    IT’S JUST MILK

    IN A BAG

    WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

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    BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

    HOW DO YOU EVEN

    #but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

    WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

    WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

    • Descending major 3rd: ding-dong
    • Descending minor 3rd: sad ding-dong
  5. i’d pay like at least 37 dollars to be hot

  6. fliptunas:

    i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

  7. getoffmybloghoe:

    two can keep a secret if one of them is a goat

  8. hurt:

♡

    hurt:

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Basically random things that I like, things that make me laugh, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Friends, well written things, and owls. I reblog owls now. Owls are cool.

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